First, there was a museum..

I guess a museum just wasn’t enough.  Now there’ll be a theme park!

Other than being presumably more fun than the local Bible-themed mini golf course (or at least better kept), I’m going to assume that there are rides featuring dinosaurs.  Fucking dinosaurs!

The downside being, of course, you’ll have to ignore all the nonsense.  And you’ll probably run into some people who actually buy it.  There’s no point in dodging the issue- creationism is ignorant bullshit.  And I believe in God.  I also believe he gave us the ability to think and reason and tell when something is a cop out.

Faith, by definition, is believing and trusting something irrational, abstract, or inexplicable.  Faith is also considered an important aspect of most denominations (and most religions in general).  Trying to explain dinosaur bones by making up fake science is missing the whole point of faith……and losing the meaning of the Bible anyway.

However- this plays right into my plans for a museum about the ancient war between dinosaurs and robots.  If you’re going to make shit up, it might as well be the awesomest action-filled story you can make it, right?  And surely there are some folks with money who’d like to fund such a museum.  We could set it up right across the street from Idiot City the creation theme park.


I intend to write about the NASA announcement that’s on in about 5 minutes.  Purely from Gizmodo’s news and 80 billion speculations on the internet, I have a feeling this will be severely underwhelming.  But I’ll wait and see what they have to say before I explain why.


About ducksarebitches

I'm a painter, a drummer, a student, and currently unemployed. I also appreciate cats and a bit of light debauchery, but not at the same time or for the same reasons.
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