My lawn —> get off it.

Officially, I have been putting up with other people’s shit for 3 decades.  That’s quite a lot of time.  And yes, I am just wizened enough to appreciate that everyone else has been putting up with my shit for an equal amount of time.

However: there are billions of you and only one of me, so I’m about to amp up my game.

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It’s hot.  Too hot for metaphors, even.  My AC is set to 72 and cranked, and it’s still 82 fucking degrees in here.  It makes me irritable, to the point that the next time I hear someone claim they “don’t really buy global warming, I mean, the earth goes through temperature phases”, I will rape their eye socket with a chainsaw while claiming it’s all in their imagination.  See, 90 degree weather makes me angry.

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About ducksarebitches

I'm a painter, a drummer, a student, and currently unemployed. I also appreciate cats and a bit of light debauchery, but not at the same time or for the same reasons.
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